Monday, March 16, 2009

Femme Fatale

Yes, she has no head, and yes, an extra vestigial arm, but she is beautiful to me, and that is all that matters. Perhaps she is a bit zaftig, and too freely displays her charms, but her appeal has never dimmed.

Sweetie met a tragic end some 15 years ago, scarfed down by a ravenous Great Dane named Spot, while innocently lounging on her Naugahyde divan.

True story.


  1. Ahh, an organic relative of the Venus of Willendorf. Such a tragedy to have met such a sad fate. At least Spot had good taste.