Yes, she has no head, and yes, an extra vestigial arm, but she is beautiful to me, and that is all that matters. Perhaps she is a bit zaftig, and too freely displays her charms, but her appeal has never dimmed.
Sweetie met a tragic end some 15 years ago, scarfed down by a ravenous Great Dane named Spot, while innocently lounging on her Naugahyde divan.
True story.
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