Monday, June 28, 2010

Whose World?

Probably you've wondered, given all the chaos and discord, whose world is this? Who is in charge of this mess? Conspiracy theorists assert variously it's the Illuminati, or the Freemasons, or the Bilderberg Group, or the Trilateral Commission.

Even the Godfather of Soul James Brown weighed in on the subject. It's A Man's Man's Man's World, he cried. And really, how often was he wrong, about anything? Gladys Knight begged to differ: "My world, his world, our world, mine and his alone, ooh y'all."

Well, I'm sorry. They're all wrong. Today, faithful readers, I reveal and share with you the truth. The world is Fredda Lee's. I have the evidence to prove it, a Fleetwood Globe Transistor Six radio, with an engraved brass plaque glued to the base.

Fredda Lee
Miss East Point 1963
Talent Presentation
"The World is Mine"
Mentored By
Sunny Young

Now you know.


  1. Who knew the path to world power was through mentoring. If only I'd listened to my guidance counselor!

  2. Fredda seems to be missing some parts of the North Pole though. I'm going to head down there and claim them.

  3. It's a little-known fact that the North Pole is the earth's On-Off switch, and the South Pole is the speaker.

  4. No. The world is Tony Montana's! :)